Sunday, May 20, 2018

Friday, May 18, 2018

The Black Bra ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style . . . . Special Edition

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.  We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went.........

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.  He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.'  Then we made passionate love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too!  The other night I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat.  Under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes.  When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word.  He started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said...........

"What's for dinner, Zorro"

Thanks Anonymous

Other Black Bra Loving Rule 5 ers:

Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Sunday, May 13, 2018

Dear Ladies . . . .

Is It Funday Already?

Here's a few Memes to keep you busy

 Sounds like I've been missing something.

 Can't we erase that image?

Is his junk on the counter?

 This Blog views a man bun as a badge of homosexuality. 

 Pull over, it's time for tea.

 And look what's happening with our neighbor to the north.

Thanks Facebookers