Tuesday, August 8, 2017

DUI Stop . . . .


Look closely at the picture first and then read the story.


This actually happened to an Englishman, in France, who was totally drunk.

A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.

With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day,  that  his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malts scotches thereafter.

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcohol-test (breath test) the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.

He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French Law, he is going to be arrested.

The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, "No sir, I do not!  But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and my wife is driving . . . on the other side?

Thanks Hal

14 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

Sacre bleu! The French have much to be embarrassed about.

LL said...

You know, I can see that happening.

edutcher said...

Truth is stranger because it doesn't have to make sense.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. Have a nice day.

Have a fabulous, fun filled day, Odie. ☺

Z said...

I can't see that happening..having lived in Paris for 4 years, I've seen how remarkably good the French cops are....but this IS FUNNY!

Mike aka Proof said...

A keen eye to spot he was driving without a steering wheel! Should make detective soon!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, how could they be embarrassed if they're always right?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, and then read about it?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, French make sense?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, Ha Ha ........

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Z, I won't hold that against you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, Some are just not as fast as some others.

Brig said...

I didn't get it being neither British or French, and I'm blonde!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, now I'm confused, and I'm bald.